... My Deathtrap 'Tis Now.
While attempting to move a newly purchased crib for daughter number two home from Target the other evening in the above automobile, I unwittingly snapped a crucial under-seat tendon that allows for, among other things, moving the driver's seat back from its foremost position. This has made for rather uncomfortable driving in the aftermath - the car, some have argued, was already a touch small for my lanky frame.
Nonetheless, do you wish to kill me? You need only tap my front bumper while driving and watch with glee as the guaranteed erratic airbag envelops the sum total of my torso.
But seriously, does anyone want to buy a Saturn SL1 in "as new" condition?
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